In doctor’s office, Jack, 170 pounds overweight, went to see his family doctor to find some cures to drop his many extra pounds.
Doctor: Jack, what can I do for you today?
Jack: Doctor, I need to lose weight.
Doctor: You want me to prescribe you some weight loss pills?
Jack: No, I want to lose weight naturally. I need useful, no nonsense weight loss tips.
Doctor: OK, Jack. First thing you need to do is to workout for at least 30 minutes daily.
Jack: Sorry doctor, I don’t have workout gene in me.
Doctor: Walk 30 minutes outside of your house?
Jack: Can’t walk. There is construction work going on around my house.
Doctor: How about buying a treadmill and walk inside the house?
Jack: The stock market just plunged, I have no money to buy luxury things now.
Doctor: How about walking inside your own house?
Jack: Whenever I walked, the people live below me knocked their ceiling to tell me to be quiet.
Doctor: Oh. How about doing some yoga at home?
Jack: I thought of that, but I was never able to find a pair of nice yoga pants.
Doctor: How about doing some push ups, 100 repetitions daily?
Jack: Doctor, when I lay on my stomach, I never was able to push myself up!
Savannah