Workout and weight loss

In doctor’s office, Jack, 170 pounds overweight, went to see his family doctor to find some cures to drop his many extra pounds.

Doctor: Jack, what can I do for you today?

Jack: Doctor, I need to lose weight.

Doctor: You want me to prescribe you some weight loss pills?

Jack: No, I want to lose weight naturally. I need useful, no nonsense weight loss tips.

Doctor: OK, Jack. First thing you need to do is to workout for at least 30 minutes daily.

Jack: Sorry doctor, I don’t have workout gene in me.

Doctor: Walk 30 minutes outside of your house?

Jack: Can’t walk. There is construction work going on around my house.

Doctor: How about buying a treadmill and walk inside the house?

Jack: The stock market just plunged, I have no money to buy luxury things now.

Doctor: How about walking inside your own house?

Jack: Whenever I walked, the people live below me knocked their ceiling to tell me to be quiet.

Doctor: Oh. How about doing some yoga at home?

Jack: I thought of that, but I was never able to find a pair of nice yoga pants.

Doctor: How about doing some push ups, 100 repetitions daily?

Jack: Doctor, when I lay on my stomach, I never was able to push myself up!

Savannah

 

 

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Why Learn Chinese?

Top 10 Reasons to Learn Chinese and top 10 reasons not to learn Chinese.

Yes, learn Chinese

1.   China is emerging from a period of stagnation and again taking it’s place as one of the great powers of the world. China currently has the second largest economy in the world.  To take advantage of this huge economic shift and opportunities, learning to speak Chinese is a great way to give your children an advantage in the increasingly competitive business world. Between equal foreign competitors courting a Chinese company, who will the company choose to associate with: a Chinese-speaking foreigner or a foreigner with a translator?

No, don’t learn Chinese

1. I am so worried about my kids Learning English and Learning Chinese will hurt their English.

The truth is scientific studies have shown that children have an amazing ability to learn more than one language, such as Chinese. If you are a native born speaker, have one parent speak only English and the other Chinese.  This way the kids are forced to learn and speak both.  My wife speaks Mandarin Chinese to our daughter and I English, and it’s worked out great.  We have not had the issue of having her mix up the English and Chinese.  Their is so much English in the US, especially when they start school, that not getting enough English is not an issue.  I have seen students who only speak Chinese at home, start public school and become the best in their class at English and want to become a writer.  They are also taking Chinese as their foreign language in High School. Kids have an amazing ability to Learn a foreign language, as long as they are given the opportunity.

Read the Pro and con ten reasons to learn or not to learn Chinese at :http://www.childbook.com/Why-Learn-Chinese-s/90.htm

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